I have been hanging around the gym in the hope of bumping into a guy I feel the urge to apologies to. My friend has a guy who hangs around the gym for her - she calls him "her stalker". But I do have a legitimate reason for seeking him out, I need to apologies for being a drunken flirt last Friday, while he was perfectly sober. Even if it is a very accurate description of how I spend my weekends I do not want him to think I am a drunken flirt. I would prefer him to think of me as sexy, poised, witty and intelligent - that's not too much to ask right?
I have no idea what he thinks of me. I mean, he's seen me at the gym (flustered, smeared make up, with water spilt down my clothes) and on a Friday night (disheveled, smeared make up, with Pornstar martinis down my clothes). It cannot be good, can it?
I haven't bumped into him yet. He knows I'm there after 7pm on a weekday evening and on a Saturday morning (how observant) so I have been sticking to my routine. In the meantime I'll just have to get in shape.
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